The matrix is inverted and my teddy bear is spying on me. Why am I covered in unicorn shit?… I was only browsing the web. No, I do not want another cookie. Why are you feeding me cookies? Is that my treadmill? Hello, White Man on the Cloud! Why can He see me, but I can’t see Him? Who, exactly, is getting smarter about whom? And what’s all this got to do with bacteria in a petri dish?